Clone
Will the Real MP Klonios please stand up?
There are a lot of imposters in our Discord channel, but I was surprised when one cropped up for my account two days ago. Our members caught it, and while we all had a good laugh, the Nancy Drew in me wondered if there might be a Minor Planet for “imposter” or “clone”. As the chat continued, I dialed up my trusty database of Minor Planet names, found a likely candidate, and plugged it into my natal chart.
Readers who are new to Minor Planet Astrology may find this introduction helpful: Minor Planet Basics
There it was: the transit of MP Klonios, sitting retrograde on my Mercury. I joked with the others about it, and then speculated that the rumored death of Netanyahu would be a good way to test its validity. (For details, read my recent article, Dead or Alive?.) This was also the day the news of Netanyahu’s cancer diagnosis popped up.
Look what I found:
MP Klonios on EVENT SN with Mars Mercury Sun and MP MOSS (Mossad) on the NN
square EVENT MP Meta (Hebrew for “death”) on BIBI AC
BIBI MP Klonios sextile the EVENT NN
EVENT Jupiter perfectly conjunct BIBI 8th cusp, trine EVENT NN
Looks like Netanyahu’s “death”, real or otherwise, was a benefit to someone.
This small test of MP Klonios was enough to encourage a further look. Little did I know, however, that the opportunity to do so would arrive later the same day.
White House Press Club Shooting
One of my sources yielded the date of birth for the shooter, Cole Tomaso Allen.
Cole Allen (COLE): 11 April 1995, noon, place of birth unknown
The Name MPs:
MP Cole
MP Tomasko ( for “Tomaso”, Allen’s middle name)
MP Allen
MP TRIUMF (var. Trump)
MP Orangia (OrangeMan)
MP WhiteHouse
MP PressBurger (Press Club)
MP MOSS: a proven MP for the Mossad
MP Israel
We will also use the Assassination group of Minor Planets, along with Klonios:
MP Klonios (illegitimate son of Priam, the last king of Troy)
MP Beksha (proven assassination MP)
MP Meta: (Hebrew “met” for dead; “mita” for killing, death)
MP Harig: (Hebrew “hariga” for execution)
MP Dilles: (Somali “dil” murder)
MP Sheraqul: (Somali “shirqool” for conspiracy)
MP Patsy
Here is Trump’s synastry with the shooter, Cole Allen:
Note that COLE Noon Moon is very close to DJT Ascendant conjunct the FS Phaecda, a star associated with Assassination. This aligns with DJT DC POF on MP Meta, which means “death” in Hebrew. This axis makes a t-square to COLE Pluto opposite his MP Patsy on DJT MP OrangeMan, with COLE MP Tomasko perfectly conjunct DJT MC.
COLE MP Israel NN opposes his MP Allen on DJT SN, while the rather ominous axis of DJT MP TRIUMF, MP Israel, and MP Prey is tagged by COLE MP WhiteHouse.
DJT famed NN Sun Uranus stellium is joined by COLE MP Cole on Uranus, opposed by COLE MP MOSS.
See the rather frightful 12th house figures:
COLE MP Cole on DJT 12th cusp
COLE Mars MP OrangeMan MP TRIUMF gathered near DJT Pluto
COLE MP Meta opposite his MP Klonios on DJT MP Patsy MP Deception
Now, let’s add in the shooting event:
White House Shooting (SHOOT): 25 April 2026, 8:35 p.m., Washington, DC
The key figures are:
Both COLE and SHOOT Moons on DJT AC Phaecda
SHOOT Sun on COLE SN and DJT MP Allen opposite COLE NN MP Israel
And last, but not least:
SHOOT MP Klonios MP TRIUMF in the DJT AC Stellium
I think MP Klonios has shown itself worthy of further study in the charts where doubt exists that the actual person is involved. Take your time to explore this chart, as I regret that scheduling issues preclude further comment at this time.
Oh! I almost forgot my manners! I want to publicly acknowledge my Discord Imposter, without whose prompting I might never have found MP Klonios. Much obliged to you.
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